S’s bees
S’s boat
Getting starstruck meeting E’s dad
J’s “Mezzanine”
Being attracted to W’s wife
The karaoke night of debauchery
Selfism
D‘s wandering [REDACTED]
The thing in L’s throat that means she can’t smoke and walk at the same time
M “glaring” at D
Stealing larger and larger things from the College Arms
Being enemies with the poetry and fiction students
M’s attraction to S
J soft launching his new girlfriend on BeReal
Sangria
Old J / New J
H’s tendency to disappear off the face of the earth for weeks at a time
The implied intimacy of S and M sharing a sandwich
“My mum’s from Wigan”
Sharnice
Accidentally calling D J and J D
The Josh R[EDACTED]
S comparing EVERYTHING to Ulysses unironically
J “not liking films”
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