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on November 08, 2022

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Tally of Damages to My Room by Hugo, During His Unauthorised Occupation of My Room While I Was In China

Lighters found: 7 (all spent) Copies of Fahrenheit 451 that he cut up the cover of to make joint filters: 1 (really not as clever as he thinks, given that he couldn't tell me what happens at the end) Badly-made bongs: 2 Valium stolen: > 50mg Bags of old McDonalds: > 3 - removed by parents before I arrived Leather covers of old diaries ripped out and nowhere to be found: 1 Diaries read: I don't want to think about it Surf magazines : 13 Magazines about wood (non-euphemistic) : 2 Magazines about wood (euphemistic) : 0 (so far) Coins : 40c

Just Because I Can Write About It Thoughtfully Doesn't Mean It's Okay

"can't write a song, only do hooks" - Yung Lean, "Agony" failure-reflex waitress reject kneejerk complex over my lack-of-success hex toddler delusions and grandiose diary convolutions 26 candle wishes dandelion blows (blow's too on the nose for the) hordes of hoes enjambing Apple-core sad-girl retweets and sad-boy archive clothes cause you can't move for all the quirks in clubs these days hey (that sentence suffix affectat...

It’s getting bad when

It’s getting bad when The duvet’s on the couch when You have a meeting with your boss When she’s really nice about it when You go home and cut anyway when

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